Why Jailbreak servers should be shutdown.(part.1/56242)

[Masterwon]

1.Nobody cool plays them anymore.
2.When you play them you become stupidier by the minute.
3.Jailbreak is only fun if you rebel or abuse the reds.
4.The World would be way waaaay better without them.
5.You could use the servers for better gamemodes.
6.Playing jailbreak is considered torture in 105 countries.
7.It is scientifically proven that Jailbreak players are the reason wars happen.
8.Noone plays them for fun only for self-harm.
9.Jailbreak promotes police brutality.
10.Nobody is making Jb maps anymore so people will eventually get bored of playing the same maps over and over again.
11.Valve doesn't update the game because of them.
12.All of the jb maps will set up doge-coin mining farms in your computer.
13.If you play Jailbreak for too long your brain will become a green mush puddle.
14.Being a Jailbreak player is equal or even worse to being a redditor.
15.Side effects of playing them include but limited to:

• Constipation.
• Skin rash or dermatitis.
• Diarrhea.
• Dry mouth.
• Dizziness.
• Headache.
• Insomnia.
• Abnormal heart rhythms.
• Internal bleeding.
• Cancer
• A general feeling of being unwell, known as malaise.

 

[Dova]

Yeah

 

[Zak[DZ]]

What do you suggest having instead?

 

[Dova]

A good life

 

[Carrot12341]

lol

 

[son of dog]

lol

you should move fast man, lol

 

[goo]

lol

your unusual is fake just like your gender
moonman is coming for you

 

[Carrot12341]

sheesh atleast its a good unusual

 

[the real taco]

sheesh atleast its a good unusual

wln fake unusual

 

[Monky]

So this is the reason why Alcatraz got shutdown in 1962?

 

[Masterwon]

What do you suggest having instead?

• Medic vs engineer
• Surf
• Prophunt
• Gungame
• Fortwars
• Tf2Ware
• Jump academy
• Arena
• Class Warfare

 

[Monky]

Forgot Vs Zombies

 

[dork]

I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not

 

[sugarr]

When you play them you become stupidier by the minute.

I can confirm this is true

 

[Monky]

But everyone becomes horny when Lucky joins

 

[dork]

But everyone becomes horny when Lucky joins

Don't joke about that, she's 14.

 

[Zak[DZ]]

18-4*

 

[SolarSocks]

spare everyone from the pain

 

[Reven596]

Bhopping can damage your inner eat since you stay at near-same orientation but you're going at very high speeds.
Also bhopping can cause brain rot

 

[Masterwon]

Bhopping can damage your inner eat since you stay at near-same orientation but you're going at very high speeds.
Also bhopping can cause brain rot

I think you got the wrong thread.