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Why Jailbreak servers should be shutdown.(part.1/56242)

oofy_the_duck

Sufficiently Lethal
Joined
Nov 19, 2020
Messages
175
1.Nobody cool plays them anymore.
2.When you play them you become stupidier by the minute.
3.Jailbreak is only fun if you rebel or abuse the reds.
4.The World would be way waaaay better without them.
5.You could use the servers for better gamemodes.
6.Playing jailbreak is considered torture in 105 countries.
7.It is scientifically proven that Jailbreak players are the reason wars happen.
8.Noone plays them for fun only for self-harm.
9.Jailbreak promotes police brutality.
10.Nobody is making Jb maps anymore so people will eventually get bored of playing the same maps over and over again.
11.Valve doesn't update the game because of them.
12.All of the jb maps will set up doge-coin mining farms in your computer.
13.If you play Jailbreak for too long your brain will become a green mush puddle.
14.Being a Jailbreak player is equal or even worse to being a redditor.
15.Side effects of playing them include but limited to:
  • Constipation.
  • Skin rash or dermatitis.
  • Diarrhea.
  • Dry mouth.
  • Dizziness.
  • Headache.
  • Insomnia.
  • Abnormal heart rhythms.
  • Internal bleeding.
  • Cancer
  • A general feeling of being unwell, known as malaise.
i think this is joke but i have become smarter sense i havent join jb
 

BabyBARKing

Sufficiently Lethal
Joined
Jan 9, 2021
Messages
174
1.Nobody cool plays them anymore.
2.When you play them you become stupidier by the minute.
3.Jailbreak is only fun if you rebel or abuse the reds.
4.The World would be way waaaay better without them.
5.You could use the servers for better gamemodes.
6.Playing jailbreak is considered torture in 105 countries.
7.It is scientifically proven that Jailbreak players are the reason wars happen.
8.Noone plays them for fun only for self-harm.
9.Jailbreak promotes police brutality.
10.Nobody is making Jb maps anymore so people will eventually get bored of playing the same maps over and over again.
11.Valve doesn't update the game because of them.
12.All of the jb maps will set up doge-coin mining farms in your computer.
13.If you play Jailbreak for too long your brain will become a green mush puddle.
14.Being a Jailbreak player is equal or even worse to being a redditor.
15.Side effects of playing them include but limited to:
  • Constipation.
  • Skin rash or dermatitis.
  • Diarrhea.
  • Dry mouth.
  • Dizziness.
  • Headache.
  • Insomnia.
  • Abnormal heart rhythms.
  • Internal bleeding.
  • Cancer
  • A general feeling of being unwell, known as malaise.
what is jailbreak?
 

HoneyBadger

6U TE2H PMV8
Staff Member
Moderator
Joined
Jul 12, 2020
Messages
342
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