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Why Jailbreak servers should be shutdown.(part.1/56242)

Masterwon

Unremarkable
Joined
Nov 8, 2020
Messages
11
1.Nobody cool plays them anymore.
2.When you play them you become stupidier by the minute.
3.Jailbreak is only fun if you rebel or abuse the reds.
4.The World would be way waaaay better without them.
5.You could use the servers for better gamemodes.
6.Playing jailbreak is considered torture in 105 countries.
7.It is scientifically proven that Jailbreak players are the reason wars happen.
8.Noone plays them for fun only for self-harm.
9.Jailbreak promotes police brutality.
10.Nobody is making Jb maps anymore so people will eventually get bored of playing the same maps over and over again.
11.Valve doesn't update the game because of them.
12.All of the jb maps will set up doge-coin mining farms in your computer.
13.If you play Jailbreak for too long your brain will become a green mush puddle.
14.Being a Jailbreak player is equal or even worse to being a redditor.
15.Side effects of playing them include but limited to:
  • Constipation.
  • Skin rash or dermatitis.
  • Diarrhea.
  • Dry mouth.
  • Dizziness.
  • Headache.
  • Insomnia.
  • Abnormal heart rhythms.
  • Internal bleeding.
  • Cancer
  • A general feeling of being unwell, known as malaise.
 

Zak[DZ]

Wicked Nasty
Joined
May 18, 2020
Messages
336
What do you suggest having instead?
 

Carrot12341

Mildly Menacing
Joined
Jul 15, 2020
Messages
62
lol
 

dork

Notably Dangerous
Joined
Feb 16, 2021
Messages
134
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
 

Reven596

Strange
Joined
Feb 27, 2021
Messages
8
Bhopping can damage your inner eat since you stay at near-same orientation but you're going at very high speeds.
Also bhopping can cause brain rot
 
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