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burger king roleplay (im cashier and cook)

thecal

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welcome to burger king would you like to try the world famous "sailor mercury" burger

it consists of

  1. bun
  2. beef
  3. lettuce
  4. bun
 

Zømcøm

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welcome to burger king would you like to try the world famous "sailor mercury" burger

it consists of

  1. bun
  2. beef
  3. lettuce
  4. bun
No i'd rather get a womper, one womper please.
 

Apple Pie

when life gives you apples, make an apple pie.
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can i get a burger with no beef, no buns and no lettuce? I'm on a diet.
 

SolarIgnis

let nothing get rejected, let nothing get infected
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give me a bacon double cheeseburger please
and make sure you give the bun a FAT kiss with some cheese flavoured lipstick ;)
 

Apple Pie

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solar, you'll get fat!
 

SolarIgnis

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implying im not already
 

Apple Pie

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oh dang.. I think you should get a salad. Be healthy!
 

SolarIgnis

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Apple Pie, shut the fuck up. Oh my fucking god.
I do not care for my diet. I eat for entertainment and pleasure, not the effect it has on my body. The fact that I am overweight does not address the fact that life is a neverending cycle of pain, and that nothing will truly satisfy us forever, due to how unforgiving and cruel the world is. One of these acts of cruelty is your refusal to give me my fucking burger. I do not need an absolute tic tac like you to be telling me what should and should not be part of my diet. The only thing I want is a good burger, just, for a few seconds, to make the pain of the Earth go away. But you're denying it, and therefore, I can no longer consider you my friend. You are a traitor, scumbag, and monster, and one day, you shall earn what you rightfully deserve for it.

giv burbger thamks
 

Zømcøm

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Apple Pie, shut the fuck up. Oh my fucking god.
I do not care for my diet. I eat for entertainment and pleasure, not the effect it has on my body. The fact that I am overweight does not address the fact that life is a neverending cycle of pain, and that nothing will truly satisfy us forever, due to how unforgiving and cruel the world is. One of these acts of cruelty is your refusal to give me my fucking burger. I do not need an absolute tic tac like you to be telling me what should and should not be part of my diet. The only thing I want is a good burger, just, for a few seconds, to make the pain of the Earth go away. But you're denying it, and therefore, I can no longer consider you my friend. You are a traitor, scumbag, and monster, and one day, you shall earn what you rightfully deserve for it.

giv burbger thamks
Understood sir, thats preety convincing please face the wall and wait for your burger like everyone else
 

Apple Pie

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Apple Pie, shut the fuck up. Oh my fucking god.
I do not care for my diet. I eat for entertainment and pleasure, not the effect it has on my body. The fact that I am overweight does not address the fact that life is a neverending cycle of pain, and that nothing will truly satisfy us forever, due to how unforgiving and cruel the world is. One of these acts of cruelty is your refusal to give me my fucking burger. I do not need an absolute tic tac like you to be telling me what should and should not be part of my diet. The only thing I want is a good burger, just, for a few seconds, to make the pain of the Earth go away. But you're denying it, and therefore, I can no longer consider you my friend. You are a traitor, scumbag, and monster, and one day, you shall earn what you rightfully deserve for it.

giv burbger thamks
alrighty, give the man a burger with fries and a drink. don't forget the vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. and... I'll get a salad. put it on @CashPrizes's card. he'll pay for all of us. <3 <3
 
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SolarIgnis

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alrighty, give the man a burger with fries and a drink. don't forget the vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. and... I'll get a salad. put it on @CashPrizes's card. he'll pay for all of us. <3 <3
thank you ily <3<3<3
 

Apple Pie

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looks like cash went MIA.. dang , how much is the food sir?
 

DeadlyDuck

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can i use the toilet, I came from tacobell next door.
oh no, its prairie dogging, get outta my way!! :caveBob: :caveBob:
 

Apple Pie

when life gives you apples, make an apple pie.
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sir, the toilet is broken. your shit will arrive within 3 to 5 business days.
 

burger king duck

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bruh how have ive not seen this before im the burger king FUCKING MANAGER HOW HAVE IVE NOT SEEN THISSSSSSSSSSS
 
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