Bold.

[adam]

My name is Adam, and I am here to teach you on what is bold:
Bold is this, and above, and about to be downwards, everything is bold.
BOLD IS ALSO A MEME.
So how to turn it off? It is impossible, turn the bold option off and the whole website will crash, even your computer and system32 is now deleted.
And don't freaking accuse us of destroying your computer, it's the bold option, not us.
I would like to kill myself now because I am shitposting nonsense shit.
Goodbye

 

[Larry]

Hey, I can actually disable bold text! Look, you just click this B button, and it looks like ◼◼◼◼! ◼ ◼◼◼ ◼◼◼◼◼ ◼◼◼◼◼ ◼◼ ◼◼◼, ◼◼◼ ◼ ◼◼◼◼ ◼◼

 

[Jampoint]

Do italic and underline pose a threat in any way?

 

[Larry]

Do italic and underline pose a threat in any way?

No! You're going to crash everything!!!