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Corrupt-A-Wish

Zømcøm

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Granted, but it pees on your bed and carpet daily.

I wish to have the puppy back and it doesn't attack me or secrete any kind of urine or other bodily secretions inside my house or on me and the puppy and I live happily together and problem free.
Wish granted. But it always has an angry face, sleeps on you and eats a lot of food. i really mean a lot. and he radiates a lot of heat (could be great in the coldest of winter nights).

my wish is for noodl to go onto flux.tf jb

:'D
 

CashPrizes

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Wish granted. But it always has an angry face, sleeps on you and eats a lot of food. i really mean a lot. and he radiates a lot of heat (could be great in the coldest of winter nights).

my wish is for noodl to go onto flux.tf jb

:'D
Granted, but he most likely hops on for seconds before leaving.

I wish for a new SSD.
 

Zømcøm

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Wish granted. The SSD can hold an infinite amount of Yottabytes but every 500 Megabytes the temperature of the SSD goes up by 1° C. the hotter it is the faster it runs. The SSD it self can't melt but the surrounding materials around the SSD can melt. The temperature of the SSD without anything on it is 25° C (no matter the pressure around the SSD or any heat source that is trying to heat up the SSD) and every 50 Gigabytes the size of the SSD goes up in all sides and height by 1 cm. The SSD is it self indestructible. If anybody find out that you have this SSD, the whole world will find out and you might lose the SSD as fast as someone found out about it and won't be able to retrieve it in anyway. the size of the SSD is 10x10x10 cm.

I wish for a time machine that makes it so if you do some thing in the past or the future there won't be a paradox. And that it wouldn't bring any harm to the user and only the wish wisher will have access to use the time machine also it would be indestructible.

:'D
 

Console

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Wish granted. The SSD can hold an infinite amount of Yottabytes but every 500 Megabytes the temperature of the SSD goes up by 1° C. the hotter it is the faster it runs. The SSD it self can't melt but the surrounding materials around the SSD can melt. The temperature of the SSD without anything on it is 25° C (no matter the pressure around the SSD or any heat source that is trying to heat up the SSD) and every 50 Gigabytes the size of the SSD goes up in all sides and height by 1 cm. The SSD is it self indestructible. If anybody find out that you have this SSD, the whole world will find out and you might lose the SSD as fast as someone found out about it and won't be able to retrieve it in anyway. the size of the SSD is 10x10x10 cm.

I wish for a time machine that makes it so if you do some thing in the past or the future there won't be a paradox. And that it wouldn't bring any harm to the user and only the wish wisher will have access to use the time machine also it would be indestructible.

:'D
Granted, but it requires you going in the past and editing that post so that my brain doesn’t get fried from learning about this cursed SSD that is way too complicated for me :P

I wish I had a PC that ran TF2 above 60FPS
 

Zømcøm

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Granted, but it requires you going in the past and editing that post so that my brain doesn’t get fried from learning about this cursed SSD that is way too complicated for me :P

I wish I had a PC that ran TF2 above 60FPS
Your wish was granted. but the computer holds 2 of the "cursed SSD's" and no other data storage modules(like a HDD) are inside the computer box. The box's size can get bigger depending on the SSD's size. you cannot remove the SSD's from the box without finding out the secrets of the "cursed SSD". But all other computer parts are changeable, but if one tries to remove the existing parts and place them into another computer, the computer that the parts were placed in will disintegrate(everything that's part of the computer and everything that is connected via cabble exept the cables and anything else that is connected to the electric grid and the ones that connect you to the internet)and the parts will go back to the original computer. The computer has 16Gb of RAM and is almost "bare bones"(it's programing) plus it can run anything at 60fps but only wit an OS. everything inside the box and the SSD's themselfs are indestructable. Every time you learn about the secrets of the "cursed SSD" ill "wipe" your memory and everything you had writen down plus anybody you have told but if somebody learns about the SSD's secret themselfs the computer will "teleport" via wormhole to the person who has learned about it and the curse of knowlage won't work anymore that means anyone who now knows about it won't get their memories "wiped" and it won't "teleport" to anybody anymore exept there's a new curse that is for when the original owner or anybody he has told it to before every memory "wipe" gets ahold of it, it shall teleport back to whom it has teleported last to. You and anybody you have told this to before each memory "wipe" wont be able to reap the benefits of anything that this uncurse of the original curse might bring.

My wish is to become a paradox that can't be removed in any way
:')
 

CashPrizes

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Your wish was granted. but the computer holds 2 of the "cursed SSD's" and no other data storage modules(like a HDD) are inside the computer box. The box's size can get bigger depending on the SSD's size. you cannot remove the SSD's from the box without finding out the secrets of the "cursed SSD". But all other computer parts are changeable, but if one tries to remove the existing parts and place them into another computer, the computer that the parts were placed in will disintegrate(everything that's part of the computer and everything that is connected via cabble exept the cables and anything else that is connected to the electric grid and the ones that connect you to the internet)and the parts will go back to the original computer. The computer has 16Gb of RAM and is almost "bare bones"(it's programing) plus it can run anything at 60fps but only wit an OS. everything inside the box and the SSD's themselfs are indestructable. Every time you learn about the secrets of the "cursed SSD" ill "wipe" your memory and everything you had writen down plus anybody you have told but if somebody learns about the SSD's secret themselfs the computer will "teleport" via wormhole to the person who has learned about it and the curse of knowlage won't work anymore that means anyone who now knows about it won't get their memories "wiped" and it won't "teleport" to anybody anymore exept there's a new curse that is for when the original owner or anybody he has told it to before every memory "wipe" gets ahold of it, it shall teleport back to whom it has teleported last to. You and anybody you have told this to before each memory "wipe" wont be able to reap the benefits of anything that this uncurse of the original curse might bring.

My wish is to become a paradox that can't be removed in any way
:')
Granted, but I ultimately rip it out of your computer and curb stomp it.

I wish for @Console to join Flux.tf and work in my kingdom.
 

Zak[DZ]

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Granted, but I ultimately rip it out of your computer and curb stomp it.

I wish for @Console to join Flux.tf and work in my kingdom.
Granted, but Console finds a way to upload a model file containing a payload (exploit/torjan) to one of the flux servers ;this exploit works on every pc and he awaits your entrance and once you connect to the server the model containing the undetected 0day exploit starts downloading and now that ur in the server he has made a backdoor to the pc and has already placed a RAT there granting him full access to every byte of that pc and he for some reason doesn't run a ransomware and doesn't spy on you ;doesn't hijack your accounts or download your files he just wipes flux.tf out of existence.


I wish for a long healthy life full of success that can't be ruined in any form way or shape ; only death and normal death can occur
 

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"long" is relative so you live as an ant successfully being the ultimate simp of nature for your queen.

i wish for just some fast food tbh i miss takeaway
 

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"long" is relative so you live as an ant successfully being the ultimate simp of nature for your queen.

i wish for just some fast food tbh i miss takeaway
Granted, but you end up forming an addiction and weight 279 lbs.

I wish for @Kat0150 to make me bacon and eggs for breakfast.
 

Zømcøm

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Granted, but you end up forming an addiction and weight 279 lbs.

I wish for @Kat0150 to make me bacon and eggs for breakfast.
Wish granted but its the last breakfast you ever eat. also its cold.

my wish is to see the expansion of flux into something bigger than it curently is and that it becomes so big it cant fail
 

Zak[DZ]

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my wish is to see the expansion of flux into something bigger than it curently is and that it becomes so big it cant fail
What a beautiful wish ; Granted but you get perma banned x)

I wish to never get struck by a torjan that has a new undiscovered behavior and it messes up system files causing me to re-flash my whole pc ever again (seriously though this will mess up your days) ( please don't corrupt with anything in relation to the pc xd)
 
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Granted, but it pees on your bed and carpet daily.

I wish to have the puppy back and it doesn't attack me or secrete any kind of urine or other bodily secretions inside my house or on me and the puppy and I live happily together and problem free.
Granted, although the puppy leaves the house and boards a SpaceX trip and urinates everywhere.

I wish for good wishes.
 

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good is relative you become a cbt addict.

i wish for a new piano that never breaks down.
 

CashPrizes

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good is relative you become a cbt addict.

i wish for a new piano that never breaks down.
Granted, but the piano is from 1976 and hardly functions when used.

I wish for the newest Apple Watch.
 

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Granted, but the piano is from 1976 and hardly functions when used.

I wish for the newest Apple Watch.
You get the watch but its in a box that can never be opened.

I wish for 9,452,601 pennies that can and will be used at a fast food restaurant
 

Console

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Granted, but you can only order using pennies one time, and the only fast food restaurant it can be used at is Taco Bell.

I wish I had the fastest internet in the world
 

Zak[DZ]

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I wish I had the fastest internet in the world
Granted but you do not possess any device that can process such speed and never will ; the maximum for each device is 250kb

I wish to succeed in life and became a pilot ( no 9/11s on my watch)
 
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